* "Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"-Paul

* "I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things."-Billy

* Benji: Who's the favorite? I'm the favourite. I don't know why but our mom just favours me. She goes around saying, 'You're my favourite kid.'

* Joel: She says it infront of me all the time and then she'll write it down for him because I can't read and he can.

* Benji: Joel can't read! Joel can't read! Slow Joel! Slow Joel! Stuttering Stanley! Sturrering Stanley!

*Joel: Dude would you stop!? As you can see it's created a real insecurity problem for me

* "One egg, one sperm, two babies."-Benji

* "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"-Benji

* "You can call him Benjamin. That's what momma calls him."- Joel

* "It's cool to piss your pants."-Billy

*Joel- Lets do it guys!

* "Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it."

* "I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."

* "When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dudedude I told you not to wear my socks, dude You know I like my socks BenjiDudeOh are those my boxers too?Dude ohhh Ohh do you have to go thereDude Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care are those my boxers? Dude!"

* "Yeah, on our day off we went to Disneyland for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'" - Benji

* "Yeah, and your teeth are clenched together, and you are like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tattoos)

*Joel: Benji, you are a dirty, dirty man.
*Benji: That's what yor mom said to me last night.
*Joel: Dude, that's sick! My mom is your mom!

*Benji: Joel, I wanna go.

*Joel: Hold on a minute.

*Benji: JOOOOOEL! I WANNA GOOOOOOO! (stomps his feet cause he wants to go to disneyland)

*Oh no! One of my spikes is falling! Hair people, I need gel pronto!! - Benji

*paul doing a lil dance, shaking his hips* "...i'm practicing my moves..." - paul

*billy looks over & hears him say that* "...oh thats groovey dude.." - billy

*Me and Paul were actually listening to the first album in the hotel room last night and we were just thinking "Wow it really sounds different from our new album!" I think it was just that we were like these young kids excited to make a record, and that we toured for three years, and we kinda got to learn a lot more better instruments and about music and stuff. -Billy